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Movies Archive
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It’s not called “Field of Absolute Realities”
Posted on June 10, 2010 | No CommentsField of Dreams is just that. A movie about a ball field on a farm in Iowa where out of this world stuff happens. You know, a field of dreams. If ghosts playing ball and time travel don't indicate that you are watching fiction, you may have a little problem on your hands... -
They Live
Posted on March 1, 2006 | No CommentsI loved this film. Not because it's great, or even because its good. But because of Carpenter's will imposed on the audience: FUCK SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF. You will believe, or else. And we still don't, but its kinda funny how he gets all worked up when we're still laughing. -
Hercules in New York
Posted on February 2, 2006 | No CommentsImagine an Arnold with less acting ability and English at his command, swizzle in some strong cheddar and you arrive with Hercules in New York, originally titled HERCULES starring someone named Arnold Strong. Must have been a different guy. -
10 Reasons Why Santa is Evil…
Posted on January 3, 2006 | No CommentsMost of us Gen-Xers have seen this claymation rendition of ole Rudy the Red-beak, but seen through the eyes of the adult this is a story of tolerance... err, or rather Santa Claus's lack thereof. Yes, the man in red and white, we're convinced has the devil's colors and Hitler's sparkling personality. -
The Sword and the Sorcerer
Posted on November 16, 2005 | No CommentsTriple the fun of any ordinary fantasy flick! You have women derobing, swords firing blades, sorcerers ripping out hearts (at a distance) and much much more. We cannot stress enough how much you need to screen this worthy movie, which suits the low-brow and the neanderthal-brow in all of us. -
Jingle All the Way
Posted on December 12, 2004 | No CommentsJINGLE ALL THE WAY is proof that evolution stopped with the human race. We like a cheesy movie in our lives from time to time, but this one proves that wishing for such a thing can be dangerous. This movie is so cringingly moronic that at times we felt autistic just watching it. Shit, I'm still rocking back and forth, muttering, even at this moment. -
Just One of the Guys
Posted on August 28, 2004 | 5 CommentsJUST ONE OF THE GUYS revamped review! This is a movie near and dear to our perverted hearts. It's possible that three or four other articles could be based on this movie, so if that's the case... this is probably our "Terri" article. New, better, boobier pictures are included. Check it out! -
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Posted on June 10, 2004 | No CommentsBill Maher and Shannon Tweed star in this cult classic. Together, they explore the great Avocado Jungle that obviously covers half of California and perhaps even stretches to other galaxies as well. Why Californians aren't privy to this jungle only proves our inherent stupidity, I guess. Needless to say, the boys of YMR were in for another cheese-fest. And this stuff was real moldy! -
Corvette Summer
Posted on April 16, 2004 | No CommentsThe infamous "other" movie Mark Hamill stared in. A very cute Annie Potts co-stars as a prostitute bent on getting Hamill to change his gay ways. But Luke isn't interested in woman-sex; he wants his car, and by Yoda, he's going to get it back! -
The Commitments
Posted on March 2, 2004 | No CommentsThe Commitments chronicles the birth and rise of an Irish Soul group. Yes, Irish blokes playing soul – soul like James Brown! Quite the catchy hook if you ask me. It’s like watching midgets play basketball, or the Special Olympics. Jimmy Rabbitte, unemployed pusher of stolen goods, struggles to realize his dreams of managing Dublin’s hardest working soul band.
