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Hercules in New York
Posted on February 2, 2006 | No CommentsImagine an Arnold with less acting ability and English at his command, swizzle in some strong cheddar and you arrive with Hercules in New York, originally titled HERCULES starring someone named Arnold Strong. Must have been a different guy. -
Jingle All the Way
Posted on December 12, 2004 | No CommentsJINGLE ALL THE WAY is proof that evolution stopped with the human race. We like a cheesy movie in our lives from time to time, but this one proves that wishing for such a thing can be dangerous. This movie is so cringingly moronic that at times we felt autistic just watching it. Shit, I'm still rocking back and forth, muttering, even at this moment. -
The Powers of Commando
Posted on January 12, 2003 | 1 CommentYou don’t mess with John Matrix and get away with it. If there were a real John Matrix, Saddam Hussein would be shaking in his boots right now. The USA wouldn’t even consider attacking Saddam presently, because Matrix would have taken care of him the first time around.
