I
wanna rock....
but I can't!
Music
Commentary
Author:Shortstick
Date: 2/6/03
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If
you’re a rock/metal music fan, when was the last time you
looked forward to an upcoming album release? The scene got bloated
and drunk during the Korn copycat years, and is now seriously hung
over and in a funk. When the scene was hot a couple of years back,
listeners were making trips to the record store (or more likely,
the big chain music superstores) frequently to get their hands on
a kick ass new release. Last year, trips to buy new albums became
less frequent and more frustrating that in year’s prior.

Good
Charlotte is to blame for all this crappy music I tell ya! |
While
there were a few kick ass albums to come out in 2002, most of the
newer offerings seemed to fall short. Disturbed’s latest effort,
Believe, was the highlight of the year as far as the fresh out of
the oven albums are concerned. System of a Down released “Steal
This Album” in late 2002, but being unreleased tracks from
prior albums, it didn’t seem to generate the kind of excitement
that “Toxicity” did when it was released in 2001. It’s
a cool album to listen to, but I doubt that it will have the long-term
replay factor in your cd player like their previous releases. Mudvayne
popped out “The End of All Things To Begin” but it wasn’t
as inspiring as “LD50” and lacked that sort of sound
that made you want to listen to it again and again. I’m sure
there are a few albums that I am missing and someone is gonna let
me know that “Crapping on your Mother” or some other
underground death metal band is really cool and had a great new
album. So be it, but I really don’t actively search for new
sounds anymore. If I happen to come across something good by accident
(like Flaw), it’s all good.

One
of the better metal albums of 2002 |
Rock
radio was dominated more by the likes of Creed, Puddle of Mudd (or
Muddle of Pudd as I like to call them), and other cookie cutter
offerings. I would almost like to call this music “safe metal”.
It’s like the bands decide to have some heavy ass guitars
to satisfy the listeners who want that kind of stuff and then they
go and throw in some bitch songs to satisfy the masses. Sometimes
you can listen to the songs but other times you want to throw up
in your mouth spontaneously when you hear the first chords chime
off of the guitars on your stereo speakers. I’ve had enough
Pearl Jam wannabes for the last 10 years and I don’t want
anymore. No more “She Fucking Hates Me” on the radio,
please. Did you whine like a little bitch “Puddle of Mudd
man” when she didn’t fucking hate you?

Why
does this Puddle of Mudd dude always look so constipated? |
I’m
sure what’s going on right now is the typical cycle that metal/rock
seems to get into. The scene gets really hot for a couple of years
(maybe longer), gets bloated with shitty bands that start sounding
the same, people start rejecting it and it goes into hibernation
until the next savior can come and resurrect the scene. Until then,
I guess we are forced to pull out the old cd’s in our collection
that have gathered dust for a while to give us a little bit of variety
from the doldrums of rock.
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