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Instead of the typical "about the authors" type of page, we decided to do a questionnaire instead. Perhaps our answers will give you an idea about us.
 
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    Shortstick
    Shortstick is the Youngmanridge.com webmaster. If anything is wrong with the site, blame him. Shortstick and Giggles are the main contributors to site as far as content and concept are concerned.
     
    What video game character would you be?
    Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson or Paste from Bases Loaded
    Most memorable concert experience?
    Some biker dude taking a piss behind us at a Van Halen concert. Luckily we realized what was going on before he pissed on us. Either that or the first time I saw Metallica hit the stage.
    If you owned a dinosaur what would you name it?
    Roger
    Favorite Drug?
    Does beer count?
    Kahn or Gran Moff Tarkin?
    Kahn, I never saw the movie, but Kahn is Ricardo Montalban!
    Favorite Musical Instrument?
    A casio keyboard...
    Place you want to travel in the world
    New York (within easy reach of Boston and Cooperstown)
    Favorite website
    ESPN.com
    What part of your body needs the most work at the gym?
    My torso
    Favorite swear word?
    Fuck and all it's various forms
    Shaq or Kobe?
    Kobe, but they are both pricks...
    Which celebrity would you like to make disappear?
    Keanu Reeves (now that the Matrix is done)
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    Giggles
    Giggles is by far the most talented writer of the YMR gang. Giggles contributes most of the articles and is Shortstick's muse (god that sounds gay) as far as site design is concerned.
     
    If you could be any other life form, what would you be?
    A chimp, swinging on a branch with my balls blowing in the wind.
    Most memorable concert experience?
    When everybody sang "Chop Suey" with System of a Down.
    If you owned a dinosaur what would you name it?
    Cliff
    Favorite Drug?
    Motrin
    Kahn or Gran Moff Tarkin?
    I like Star Wars better, but Ricardo has those memorizing fake pectoral muscles.
    Favorite Musical Instrument?
    Pipe Organ
    Place you want to travel in the world
    Japan
    Favorite website

    Chicago Sun-Times (it's all about Roger Ebert!)

    What part of your body needs the most work at the gym?
    My arms
    Favorite swear word?
    Fiddlesticks!
    Commando or Rambo?
    Commando
    If you were a slasher, what weapon would you use?
    A jack-hammer.
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    Roachito
    Roachito is one of the "creators" of the website, yet he doesn't write many articles or visit the page very often. We promise he is a funny dude though!
     
    If you could be any other life form, what would you be?
    A yeast infection in Salma Hayek... or a blue whale
    Most memorable concert experience?
    When a bitch almost pepper-sprayed me at a Better Than Ezra show
    If you owned a dinosaur what would you name it?
    Diego the Dinosaur
    What video game character would you be?
    Leisure Suit Larry or Lara Croft (he'd play with himself all day)
    Which celebrity would you like to make disappear?
    Bette Midler
    Favorite junk food?
    Your mom's pussy
    Place you want to travel in the world
    Jamaica or Amsterdam
    Biggest Fear?

    STD's and having another lesbian girlfriend

    What part of your body needs the most work at the gym?
    Abs
    Favorite swear word?
    Bitch
    Spiderman or Superman?
    Spidey
    If you were a slasher, what weapon would you use?
    A fingernail clipper
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